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Doesn't know how to inhale helium properly for desired funny voice effect Makes obvious "pretend" voice
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Go to a reddit meetup Sit in the corner alone
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started as socially awkward penguin is now social anxiety disorder penguin
10,944 shares
Cell phone rings Pretend to miss call send text instead
17,830 shares
hear coworkers coming pour coffee faster
11,152 shares
Can't maintain eye contact during conversations makes staring contest with his cat every day
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ACCIDENTALLY HIT CALL INSTEAD OF TEXT disconnect immediately in panic
10,804 shares
not sure if they are in line at register get behind them anyway, 10 feet from checkout
19,756 shares
watches hair get destroyed by barber says nothing
19,706 shares
Cash or credit? YES
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