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Finds out his book has been leaked on The Pirate Bay Posts link to better quality version in Torrent comments.
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serves as job reference says just the right words to cover your faults
10,830 shares
notices you don't talk much doesn't talk about you not talking
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knows you're broke provides free beer at birthday party
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Sees you trying to merge onto the highway Switches to a different lane so you can
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Uses microwave when everyone is sleeping stops it before it beeps
143,184 shares
Goes to a house party and doesn't drink cleans up spilled drinks, cleans up vomit, and drives everyone home safely
167,341 shares
Girl at the club says boyfriend is out of town we should go back to her place Declines because he doesn't want to be that guy.
274,535 shares
Lends you money Lets you keep it when you try to pay it back, just wanted to make sure you could
154,929 shares
already knows the joke you are telling him pretends he does not, Listens and laughs to make you happy
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