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accidentally sleep in on 4/20 they all think I'm toking
17,626 shares
First date with girl. Scratches her inner thigh. HERPES
15,562 shares
Leave water bottle in a public place Someone pissed in it
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Left a drink on the table at the club while we went to dance. Don't drink any more of it! Someone put GHB in it!
13,999 shares
Not sure which cup is mine get new cup for the 4th time
36,346 shares
take shower constantly check corners of the ceiling for spiders
13,387 shares
Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating
17,965 shares
HOUSEMATES TALKING IN HALLWAY THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME
10,568 shares
Embarrassing song starts playing on iPod Everyone heard it through the earbuds
11,478 shares
run fingers through hair, one strand of hair comes out I'm going bald
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