379,538 shares
pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
332,037 shares
Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
59,546 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
148,945 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
58,154 shares
Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
74,330 shares
internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,571 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
119,850 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,593 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
105,258 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
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