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have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker
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driving home high every car is a cop
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Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming
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IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW
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TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS
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Cab takes shortcut being kidnapped
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SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT
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saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting
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Has indigestion "HEart attack!"
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copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case
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