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loses thumbtack in room this is how I die
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half way through essay, click save save. save. save.
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Crap where is my passport Good it is still where it was twenty seconds ago
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hears low-flying plane al-qaeda
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Sit in front of Window late at night w/ lights on periodically twitch head to the right and left to throw off sniper
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Meet eyes with a girl now she thinks i am a rapist
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neighbor doesn't check mail for a few days OH god he's dead and rotting in the house
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Asshole itches oh god its worms
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Write a test bring 8 pencils
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SMALL BUMP WHEN BACKING OUT OF DRIVEWAY I JUST MURDERED A NEIGHBORHOOD CHILD
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