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pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
332,149 shares
Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
59,657 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
149,047 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
58,271 shares
Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
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internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,649 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
119,959 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,695 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
105,387 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
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