Skips class brags on facebook
Professor: "The exam will include 60 multiple-choice questions." Emails prof: "Does this mean each question will have 60 choices?"
comes in 5 minutes late brings a note from home
Notices class has run a minute late interrupts professor to tell him he is out of time
Coffee? i love coffee With lots of sugar and flavored syrup so i don't taste it
In a class of about 200 students "Professor, can I go to the bathroom?"
first time skips class call himself a badass
I'm so broke, check out this picture of an aluminum foil ice tray Taken with smartphone
Asks question he already knows the answer to Trying to impress prof
"Sorry I'm late for class" "I didn't hear the bell"
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