"Cops are here" Jumps out of a 4-story window
"My first chem exam is tomorrow? I did fine in highschool without studying" 12/100
I have to change my sleep patterns to get ready for school? Reddit will never believe this one!
Wears High School Seniors 2012 Shirt In Public
"damn! all my books cost $600 but the guy at the bookstore said he will buy them back at the end of term what a sucker lol"
When will our professors Give out textbooks?
Gets new macbook Only uses facebook and Word
"I love college!!!!!" Classes haven't even started
Starts Presentation "This is my presentation."
Finishes Presentation "the end."
Laugh more daily