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Sees his lane is ending Stays in the lane as long as possible to get ahead of traffic
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"Don't worry about directions, just follow me" Runs a red light
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Cell phone goes off in the library answers in the library and stays where he is
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Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect
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store closes at 9 p.m. starts shopping at 8:55 p.m.
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Buys $10 gift card for friend Writes $20 on it
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finds out you have epilepsy flicks the lights on and off really fast
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Sees you talking to the girl you like "Why don't you guys just fuck already?"
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Smokes in the car Kids in back, windows closed
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Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space
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