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gets mad while playing video games throws your controller
174,515 shares
asks to borrow electric razor to shave, which i say yes to... comes out of bathroom with facial hair intact
451,495 shares
On a train sitting down while some people have to stand Has bag on the seat next to him
111,126 shares
Orders $40 worth of pizza for delivery "Sorry bro can't tip I'm broke"
162,503 shares
Borrows your car Reprograms radio stations
75,561 shares
3 inches of snow/slush on the road tailgates
308,801 shares
Makes gift nearly impossible to open not even a good gift
400,562 shares
wins 250K on scratch off ticket and calls fiancee to dump her on live tv
217,898 shares
opens microwave before timer goes off doesn't clear the time for the next guy
144,370 shares
Hears a funny joke you said when no one else was listening Repeats it when they're listening and takes credit for it
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