Hey remember when i played a retard in
"whats eating gilbert grape" Yes, it was your most convincing role
Do you realize America's debt is so huge...I mean it's...what's the word? titanic?
Have you heard the song "Turning Japanese"? The song was believed to refer euphemistically to the face someone makes during the act of masturbation
Hey, have you checked out /r/atheism? No, I'm not into facebook screenshots.
I need to give her a gift that will let her know how serious i am about our relationship ONE: Cut a hole in a box
Do you notice the rain outside? Does that make this a wet dream?
You hear about the kid born without eyelids? That worked?! no way. They grafted foreskin to his face to make new ones Yeah. He's just a little cockeyed.
do you smoke after sex? Do you want to find out?
Hey, What did you think of avatar? Not my favorite, but by far James Cameron's best wo-
I think chow yun fat has Chosen to star in some pretty shitty movies lately try looking at it From his point of view
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