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using correct meme is too mainstream
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Friend requests girl he likes on facebook also adds 12 others to not be creepy
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finds one sap that doesn't perfectly describe him oh thank god
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Notices funny post that relates to self, clicks reply Doesn't know what to write, upvotes and leaves
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SAP submission 500 upvotes 0 comments
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babysits 11 year old niece she assumes control
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