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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
36,040 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,623 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,270 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,842 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,393 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,350 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,985 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
166,072 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,922 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
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