I have 5 chances to guess my birthday present? It's a ring. I'm done guessing.
When we go out, you should take off your glasses so you can't see other girls
I made a new email with your last name So it wouldn't be taken later
Guess what I'm giving you for easter MY eggs
It's such a relief to know this is the last first date i'll ever have to go on
It's your fault I bleed every month. You haven't given me a baby yet.
I know you received my email because I checked your inbox
Leaves you messages Out of her hair
the safe word is will you marry me
Are you coming to bed tonight? We haven't slept together since last night.
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