"Why is it called Overly Attached Girlfriend? Everything she says is really cute."

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I want to push you down the stairs so you break your legs and call in Then i could cuddle you allllll day

I want to push you down the stairs so you break your legs and call in  Then i could cuddle you allllll day

Comes over for sex Takes the condom when she leaves

Comes over for sex Takes the condom when she leaves

Wow, We've been dating for nine months. We could have had a baby by now.

Wow, We've been dating for nine months. We could have had a baby by now.

I'm making you something really nice for your birthday A baby

I'm making you something really nice for your birthday A baby

IF we ever adopt, it has to be a boy I don't want you losing interest in me

IF we ever adopt, it has to be a boy I don't want you losing interest in me

I tell all my girlfriends you have a tiny penis so none of them will hit on you

I tell all my girlfriends you have a tiny penis so none of them will hit on you

you're not allowed to wear sunglasses because i need to be able to see if you're looking at other girls

you're not allowed to wear sunglasses because i need to be able to see if you're looking at other girls

I got you a GPS car tracking device for your birthday so if you ever get lost I can find you

I got you a GPS car tracking device for your birthday so if you ever get lost I can find you

i know that you were ordering your food but i hate that you were talking to the waitress

i know that you were ordering your food but i hate that you were talking to the waitress

I'm angry because you gave that girl more attention than me. Even if it was medical attention.

I'm angry because you gave that girl more attention than me. Even if it was medical attention.
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