I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you

I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you - I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you  Pickup-Line Panda

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U have a boyfriend? U want a MANfriend?

U have a boyfriend? U want a MANfriend?

SO, YOU'RE NOT INTO CASUAL SEX? FINE, I'LL PUT ON A TUX AND WE CAN CALL IT FORMAL SEX.

SO, YOU'RE NOT INTO CASUAL SEX? FINE, I'LL PUT ON A TUX AND WE CAN CALL IT FORMAL SEX.

I've got ice cream upstairs. You wanna fuck?

I've got ice cream upstairs. You wanna fuck?

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

roses are red 
violets are blue i suck at poetry
show me your tits

Do you work on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks!

Do you work on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks!

Are You vitamin D? Cause you're making my bone hard

Are You vitamin D? Cause you're making my bone hard

If you were a shin I'd bang you on my coffee table

If you were a shin I'd bang you on my coffee table

How do You like your eggs in the morning, Scrambled or fertilized?

How do You like your eggs in the morning, Scrambled or fertilized?

Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you've got my privates standing at attention.

Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you've got my privates standing at attention.

Duct tape Turning no, no, no, into Mmm, mmm, mmm...

Duct tape Turning no, no, no, into Mmm, mmm, mmm...
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