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Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid
76,266 shares
New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!
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makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
226,783 shares
Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test
97,627 shares
Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition
188,601 shares
Finds out I had sex Calls the cops
179,332 shares
Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas
84,353 shares
Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child
25,574 shares
YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN
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Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
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