Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He isn't coming.

Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He isn't coming. - Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He isn't coming.  Paranoid Parrot

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in a room full of people and I need to clear my throat better hold it, or they'll think I have something to say

in a room full of people and I need to clear my throat better hold it, or they'll think I have something to say

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds

Thinks something insulting about a stranger Immediately thinks nice things in case they can read minds

Thinks something insulting about a stranger Immediately thinks nice things in case they can read minds

radio cuts off in the middle of a song nuclear war

radio cuts off in the middle of a song nuclear war

lives alone locks bathroom door

lives alone locks bathroom door

At work, goes to a restroom on a different floor to poop so that no one will recognize shoes

At work, goes to a restroom on a different floor to poop so that no one will recognize shoes

Locks door Tries to open door to make sure its locked

Locks door Tries to open door to make sure its locked

Take out headphones to make sure no one else can hear your music

Take out headphones to make sure no one else can hear your music

2+2 on test Use calculator to be sure

2+2 on test Use calculator to be sure

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it
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