WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, I FOUND A USED CONDOM AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A SNAKE SKIN I STRETCHED IT OVER MY ARM AND CALLED MY SELF SNAKE MAN
WHEN I WAS A KID... I loved the smell of my vagina. So I stuck my finger in my vagina and made my grandma smell my finger.
I ate leaves as a kid because the tree stars from the land before time looked delicious
I thought saying "Jacking off" was synonymous with "slacking off" When my teacher asked where my homework was, I told her "Sorry I jacked off this weekend"
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, I FOUND MY MOMS VIBRATOR, AND SHE TOLD IT WAS A HAND MASSAGER I PLAYED WITH IT FOR HOURS, AND EVEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
I thought 'bondage' was just another form of the word bonding... and told friends and teachers about weekend family bondage
WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a shit in the backyard because I wanted to be like my dog.
I took all the change from the tables at a restaurant and told my mom "I can't believe everyone just forgets their change!"
Saw naked painting at museum with family Screamed across crowded room, "Mommy those look like yours"
MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WAS GOING ON A TRIP TO SEATTLE FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE I KEPT ASKING WHO ATTLE WAS.
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