The general public used to get their information from the network news
Now the network news gets their information from the general public
Plastic is made from oil. Oil is made from dinosaurs.
Plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs
porn distorts sex to guys the way romance movies distort love to girls
Boomerangs are just
Frisbees for lonely people
SLANG is slang for
The word 'Alphabet' is just the first two letters of the greek alphabet
*daydreams whilst driving* *arrives at destination*
My brain just drove my car on autopilot.
explorer is exploradora in spanish dora the explorer
my Wife doesn't want me to fix her problems
She wants me to listen to her irrational reasoning
We only had Recess so teachers could have their legally mandated breaks.
Laugh more daily