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If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees

If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees - If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees Actual Advice Mallard
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If a woman is upset ...

IF A WOMAN IS UPSET HOLD HER, AND TELL HER HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS IF SHE STARTS TO GROWL, RETREAT TO A SAFE DISTANCE AND THROW CHOCOLATE AT HER
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Really. Don't.

NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO TAKES HOURS TO TEXT YOU BACK BUT ALWAYS HAS THEIR PHONE IN HAND WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM
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Everyone should start doing this

STOP USING GOOGLE.COM TO SEARCH INFROMATION FOR SCHOOL ESSAYS USE SCHOLAR.GOOGLE.COM INSTEAD, YOU WILL FIND MORE RELEVANT INFORMATION RIGHT AWAY
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To the woman at the grocery.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE STRANGERS TELLING YOU HOW TO PARENT CONTROL YOUR SPAWN IN PUBLIC
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Can't stress this enough to my roommates

DON'T KNOCK AND THEN IMMEDIATELY COME INTO MY BEDROOM WAIT FOR A RESPONSE FIRST
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Women can be confusing sometimes

IF SHE SAYS,
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This is a huge pet peeve of mine. I'm sure there's many others like me.

IF YOU ARE IN A FRIEND'S CAR LEAVE EVERYTHING HOW IT IS AND TAKE YOUR TRASH WITH YOU
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You aren't sparing their feelings.

IF SOMEONE WANTS TO HANGOUT AND YOU FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE EXCUSES GROW THE F*CK UP AND TELL THE TRUTH.
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To the girls who show way too much and wonder why they aren't respected

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRESS LIKE A SLUT TO BE NOTICED A LITTLE BIT OF MYSTERY IS SEXY
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Second Post!

SECOND POST
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