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politicians? oh, you mean the pansies who fight with words.
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frost bite? you mean an ice tan
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throws a grenade killed 26 people then grenade explodes
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Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?
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there's no such thing as strong drink just weak people
my buddies and I went to a few beaches Guadacanal, peleliu, and iwo jima
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Barbed wire? you mean dental floss
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Bruises are like stickers for big boys
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