what do I have next to my steak? my other steak
Giant redwoods? you mean toothpicks?
How many push-ups can I do? All of them
Push ups? You mean earth downs?
If humans are God's arms and legs I must be his penis
My best vacation? France, 1944
I drink Bud Light When I am trying to sober up
You sleep with your phone? when i was your age i slept with girls
I survived the Depression, D-Day and lung cancer You will survive your girlfriend dumping you
We had a study abroad when I was a kid... We called it Vietnam
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