DRILL SERGEANT? OH, YOU MEAN A MAN WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX.
politicians? oh, you mean the pansies who fight with words.
frost bite? you mean an ice tan
throws a grenade killed 26 people then grenade explodes
Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?
there's no such thing as strong drink just weak people
my buddies and I went to a few beaches Guadacanal, peleliu, and iwo jima
Barbed wire? you mean dental floss
Bruises are like stickers for big boys
Broken Bone? You mean double jointed. bjf
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