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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
35,775 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,323 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
38,929 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,584 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,073 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,097 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,656 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
165,752 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,615 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
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