96,778 shares
Wife asked me to watch the baby He napped the whole time
79,160 shares
pulled headphones out of pocket weren't tangled
153,668 shares
asked wife where she wants to eat actually named a restaurant
201,129 shares
Dropped Full Soda Can on Carpet Landed standing up
86,544 shares
Checked Texts After A Night Of Drinking None
42,848 shares
Gets facebook notification Not a game request
56,007 shares
Bought $2 pants at thrift store found $20 in pocket
494,745 shares
get drunk and sleep with someone Both still like each other in the morning
173,098 shares
Boss Walked by Actually doing work
57,313 shares
Skipped breakfast to make work meeting on time breakfast provided
348,846 shares
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