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Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid
75,941 shares
New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!
108,455 shares
makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
226,362 shares
Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test
97,324 shares
Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition
188,242 shares
Finds out I had sex Calls the cops
178,972 shares
Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas
84,044 shares
Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child
25,255 shares
YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN
67,827 shares
Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
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