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Calls herself a "stay at home mom" Hires a nanny and maid
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Believes others should work hard to survive Doesn't work
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Helps pay for your college brings it up every time she's mad at you
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Your video game gave the computer a virus Not the screensavers or cursors I downloaded
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Thinks White people are more evolved than every other race Doesn't Believe in Evolution
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Makes you use hand sanitizer Doesn't vaccinate
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wants kids to be more independent completely controls their lives
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"You can't believe what you hear on TV" Does everything Oprah says
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"One of my friends has a son the same age as you" He's Your new Best friend
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Says Harry Potter is too violent Shows you Passion of the Christ instead
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