9243 shares
Applied for a job: Position had already been filled offered me another job with double the pay
329,767 shares
Turns to the History Channel Actually showing something informative
135,792 shares
Cooled a beer in the freezer remembered
325,457 shares
Said a word without knowing the meaning used it in the correct context
89,574 shares
someone came into the bathroom as i was leaving didn't have to touch the door handle
73,655 shares
walked into the locker room at the gym didn't see any old man dick
132,068 shares
took the stairs to the third floor not out of breath
78,072 shares
"Windows is checking for a solution to the problem" actually fixes problem
99,133 shares
Takes beautiful woman out on date Runs into ex girlfriend
131,628 shares
Get married wife still gives blowjobs
144,189 shares
Laugh more daily
