9784 shares
Fakes throwing something at your face "Look, he flinched!"
340,109 shares
Listens to your story Tries to one-up you with his own version
97,547 shares
Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask "when and where?"
53,378 shares
Invite him to a party shows up with 5 people you have never seen before
204,752 shares
invites you to play drawsomething draws a dick for every word
131,264 shares
Sees you are trying to impress a girl "stop trying to act cool for her"
247,439 shares
Makes fun of you for your job Has no job
571,873 shares
Notices that you kicked him under the table to get him to stop sharing a story "why'd you kick me under the table?"
73,145 shares
Uses your wi-fi for free bangs on your door at 9am to complain about connection issues
358,940 shares
sees that you're embarassed 'look how red he's getting!'
536,125 shares
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