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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
36,019 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,596 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,241 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,819 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,370 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,322 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,958 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
166,046 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,891 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
273,185 shares
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