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What do you call it when you kill a comedian, cut him into tiny pieces and flush him down the toilet, yet he leaves a stain in your toilet?

What do you call it when you kill a comedian, cut him into tiny pieces and flush him down the toilet, yet he leaves a stain in your toilet? - WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU KILL A COMEDIAN, CUT HIM INTO TINY PIECES AND FLUSH HIM DOWN THE DRAIN, AND HE LEAVES A STAIN IN YOUR TOILET? GROUCHO MARX Lame Pun Coon
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Broken Pencils Are Pointless

Broken Pencils Are Pointless
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In order to legalize pot Ron Paul and Barney Frank will need a joint resolution

In order to legalize pot Ron Paul and Barney Frank will need a joint resolution
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THE DEFINITION OF A WILL A DEAD GIVEAWAY

THE DEFINITION OF A WILL A DEAD GIVEAWAY
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BJ makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak

BJ makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak
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Old man dies jogging Guess he had a good run

Old man dies jogging Guess he had a good run
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VENISON FOR DINNER? OH DEER!

VENISON FOR DINNER? OH DEER!
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I Read "Walden" and "Civil Disobedience" I took very Thoreau notes

I Read
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Cloud Computing? Sounds like cirrus business.

Cloud Computing? Sounds like cirrus business.
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The school's music department was flat baroque

The school's music department was flat baroque
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Tennis players never marry because love means nothing to them

Tennis players never marry because love means nothing to them
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