My Scumbag Father

My Scumbag Father - SEES YOU TWICE A YEAR SINCE YOU WERE 12 YEARS OLD, PUBLICLY SLAGS OFF YOUR MOTHER, AND TELLS YOU HE ISN'T PROUD OF YOUR JOB DESPITE FOLLOWING IN HIS FOOTSTEPS, AND EXPECTS YOU TO MAKE ALL THE EFFORT TO CALL CONVINCES THE REST OF HIS SIDE OF THE FAMILY TO NOT TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU TEST HIS LOVE AND ATTENTION  Scumbag Steve

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Sees his lane is ending Stays in the lane as long as possible to get ahead of traffic

Sees his lane is ending Stays in the lane as long as possible to get ahead of traffic

"Don't worry about directions, just follow me" Runs a red light

Cell phone goes off in the library answers in the library and stays where he is

Cell phone goes off in the library answers in the library and stays where he is

Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect

Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect

store closes at 9 p.m. starts shopping at 8:55 p.m.

store closes at 9 p.m. starts shopping at 8:55 p.m.

Buys $10 gift card for friend Writes $20 on it

Buys $10 gift card for friend Writes $20 on it

finds out you have epilepsy flicks the lights on and off really fast

finds out you have epilepsy flicks the lights on and off really fast

Sees you talking to the girl you like "Why don't you guys just fuck already?"

Sees you talking to the girl you like

Smokes in the car Kids in back, windows closed

Smokes in the car Kids in back, windows closed

Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space

Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space
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