9231 shares
Threw out his t.v Taped the remote on top.
26,208 shares
Finds spider in house Hey little buddy, lets get you outside
62,939 shares
works at mcdonalds lets you order breakfast past 10:30
108,891 shares
When you tell him about a female friend or relative he doesn't ask you if she's hot and single
34,375 shares
Invite him to hang out Doesn't ask who else is there
164,480 shares
Submits first post on Reddit Doesn't put "first post" in title
37,492 shares
gets friendzoned forgets it and moves on with his life
169,845 shares
Buys you drinks even after you tell him you're a lesbian
82,470 shares
Goes to the gym doesn't bring it up in every conversation
130,095 shares
talks to you on Facebook Still uses proper grammar
48,492 shares
Laugh more daily
