Wins Best Tacky Sweater Had no idea it was tacky sweater day and gets offended
Vegan."oh i dont smoke weed, i'm a health freak" gets drunk every weekend
Is no longer a mainstream meme Success!
Sees favorite band on front page downvotes
Works in customer service position "What do you want?"
Complains about being in the 99% refuses the occupy movement because it's too mainstream
Becomes a billionaire to join the 1% because the other 99% were to mainstream
Eats only organic smokes cigarettes
Parents work shit wages entire life to immigrate to pleasant suburbs in the US Hates the suburbs, hates parents, moves to Brooklyn to live poor
why did the hipster wear a scarf during the summer? he was cold before it was cool
Laugh more daily