I am not a proud man.

I am not a proud man. - WALK BY CUTE GIRL AT THE STORE, SHE SMILES, I SMILE BACK.  FORGOT I WAS LEAVING THE STORE, WALKED RIGHT INTO THE DOOR AND SMACK MY FACE. TRIED TO PUSH IT OPEN AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT SAID PULL. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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Opens door for pretty girl She uses the other door

Opens door for pretty girl She uses the other door

about to lose virginity with a girl cums while she's putting a condom on

about to lose virginity with a girl cums while she's putting a condom on

Went to apologize to blonde co-worker about an issue talked to the wrong blonde co-worker

Went to apologize to blonde co-worker about an issue talked to the wrong blonde co-worker

gets hot girl in bed and starts fingering her Forgets that he was cutting up jalapenos earlier

gets hot girl in bed and starts fingering her Forgets that he was cutting up jalapenos earlier

Awesome first kiss Turns around and runs into a concrete pillar

Awesome first kiss Turns around and runs into a concrete pillar

Wear sunglasses to class and fall asleep without anyone noticing Wake up screaming

Wear sunglasses to class and fall asleep without anyone noticing Wake up screaming

Make eye contact while someone is talking to you don't listen, just think about the eye contact

Make eye contact while someone is talking to you don't listen, just think about the eye contact

Gets complimented for a nice outfit Wears it to every party

Gets complimented for a nice outfit Wears it to every party

Makes a witty remark that everyone laughs at Thinks about how cool it sounded for the next ten minutes

Makes a witty remark that everyone laughs at Thinks about how cool it sounded for the next ten minutes

girl invites you back home for a "drink" after a night out sits for 2 hours talking over a cup of tea

girl invites you back home for a
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