9156 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
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Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,721 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,660 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,292 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,410 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,082 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,779 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
58,046 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
87,787 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
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