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Stay up until 2 am Status: Darn insomnia
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Ignores your calls and texts "likes" all your posts
21,691 shares
Tells you how much she hates jessica writes on jessica's wall: "OMG i loveee youu and missss you girrrrrly!"
27,550 shares
Just took a shot EVERYONE needs to know
17,018 shares
Use fatbooth on all friends even the fat ones
17,877 shares
Sees everyones's statuses where they complain Make status complaining about it
10,195 shares
Has one drink for entire night OMG I was so drunk last night
18,243 shares
go on holiday to interesing cultured city 500 photos of hotel room
16,288 shares
Bin Laden died? update facebook status
22,557 shares
MY LIFE SUCKS MOM TOOK MY PHONE "POSTED FROM IPAD"
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