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asks you to get popcorn starts movie before you get back
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Drives slowly Until you try to pass him
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"i'll be there in ten minutes, bro" 2 hours later
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Cuts a massive slice of cake only eats icing
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asks for some trail mix only eats the m&m's
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Gets hit by dodgeball Continues playing
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