9349 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
21,033 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,743 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,705 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,315 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,461 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,114 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,812 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
58,069 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
87,816 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
299,045 shares
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