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Does nothing about imprisoned teenage girls for 10 years takes all the praise when they are rescued
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Kills thousands of Egyptians to free his chosen people from the horrors of slavery Later Gives instructions to his chosen people allowing them to own slaves
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Hears prayers about sending aid to Africa Gives them plenty of aids
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makes pride one of the seven deadly sins sends you to hell if you don't worship him
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Destroys a sinful world in a huge flood then allows an identical world to develop after the flood
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you have free will, worship me or burn in hell also i predetermine whether or not you worship me, so fuck you
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disobeyed by 2 people blames everyone who will ever exist
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Creates people who don't believe in him gets angry at people who don't believe in him
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Blesses you with the gift of free will strongly encourages you not to use it
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"you shall not commit adultery" Knocks up another guy's wife
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