That moment you realise, no, just no, there actually was more drink in the fucking fridge. Ill bate ya fridge, durty bastid... oooh more drink, yes i will bate fluffy belly button snuff.

That moment you realise, no, just no, there actually was more drink in the fucking fridge. Ill bate ya fridge, durty bastid... oooh more drink, yes i will bate fluffy belly button snuff. -   overly manly man

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Gets axe stuck in leg "Pass the duct tape and paper towels, I'm not done"

Gets axe stuck in leg

Gets pulled over by cop Lets cop off with a warning.

Gets pulled over by cop Lets cop off with a warning.

Morning Wood? You mean my wife's alarm clock

Morning Wood? You mean my wife's alarm clock

nicotine patches? You mean bitch stickers?

nicotine patches? You mean bitch stickers?

Me: "One sec, I have to grab my scarf" Dad: "You mean your beard?"

Me:

Wire strippers? You mean my finger nails?

Wire strippers?  You mean my finger nails?

Accidentally hits thumb with hammer drills hole to relieve pressure

Accidentally hits thumb with hammer drills hole to relieve pressure

children? You mean fuck trophies?

children? You mean fuck trophies?

Wears protective cup For the safety of others

Wears protective cup For the safety of others

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket?

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket?
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