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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
35,760 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,308 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
38,916 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,568 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,056 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,079 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,641 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
165,735 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,605 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
272,891 shares
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