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Infinitely loves everyone excruciating torture for eternity if you don't think i'm real
27,710 shares
Libyans being slaughtered? too busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes
141,505 shares
You shall not kill/murder "About midnight I will go throughout Egypt. Every firstborn son in Egypt will die…" Ex. 11:4
13,137 shares
create mechanical and scientific universe punish those who don't believe in the supernatural
58,433 shares
Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose.
13,452 shares
Create Man in my image Except the ugly ones
17,807 shares
Never eat of the evil tree the one i put in the middle of the garden
15,823 shares
create world with limited resources tell followers they're unlimited
19,500 shares
No masturbation or premarital sex Makes hormones peak at 16
51,763 shares
Make oil invaluable to society give it to the arabs
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