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You recite the same powerpoint slides every semester verbatim, and teaching assistants grade all of the papers/tests for you? your job must be so stressful
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You play guitar in an indie band and listen to "all types" of music? enlighten me with your musical expertise.
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You're a forever alone Atheist? Have you tried not being an asshole?
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You're a forever alone christian? Have you tried prayer?
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Oh, you're thinking of dropping out of highschool? I bet you'll be really successful in life
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Oh, you don't smoke weed? You must be a person of superior moral caliber
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You read Twilight? You must know everything there is to know about vampires and werewolves
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