My father's been proud of me for finally integrating into my step-family. My step-family's proud of my step-grandfather for having a hobby other than gambling. His gambling addiction almost tore their family apart.

My father's been proud of me for finally integrating into my step-family. My step-family's proud of my step-grandfather for having a hobby other than gambling. His gambling addiction almost tore their family apart.  - MY NEW STEP-MOTHER'S FATHER AND I HAVE CONVINCED OUR FAMILY THAT WE GO TO THE OPERA EVERY SINGLE NIGHT ON THE WEEKEND.  WE GO TO SHADY BARS AND I HUSTLE PEOPLE AT POOL, HE'S MY STAKEHORSE.  Confession Bear

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I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID

I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID

I remove people from facebook on their birthday because that's when I realize I don't know who they are

I remove people from facebook on their birthday because that's when I realize I don't know who they are

I would occasionally take a dump in my ex-roomates cats litterbox because it was funny as hell to listen to him discussing her huge shits to his girlfriend/family.

I would occasionally take a dump in my ex-roomates cats litterbox because it was funny as hell to listen to him discussing her huge shits to his girlfriend/family.

i purposefully tell my boyfriend the jar lid is on too tight so that he can feel manly when i ask him to open them for me

i purposefully tell my boyfriend the jar lid is on too tight so that he can feel manly when i ask him to open them for me

I put the lids on jars too tight on purpose.. Because it makes me feel manly when my wife has me open them for her

I put the lids on jars too tight on purpose.. Because it makes me feel manly when my wife has me open them for her

When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand

When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.

When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible

When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible

I farted at my girlfriends christmas dinner. Then let her great grandma with dementia take the blame.

I farted at my girlfriends christmas dinner. Then let her great grandma with dementia take the blame.

if you are a boy with diamond earring studs i automatically assume you're a douchebag

if you are a boy with diamond earring studs i automatically assume you're a douchebag
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