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dismantle something for fixing reassemble it with no screws left over
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Had to reset tripped circuit breakers after a power outage Didn't get eaten by raptors
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Spilled coffee while driving and wearing a white t-shirt Coffee landed on the seatbelt.
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Boss came to my desk i was actually working
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