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Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating
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Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired
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Hear people laughing They're talking about me!
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make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her
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check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside
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Listening to headphones in quiet place Remove them to make sure no one else can hear it
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Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds
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home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure
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Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer
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