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Stay up until 2 am Status: Darn insomnia
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Ignores your calls and texts "likes" all your posts
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Tells you how much she hates jessica writes on jessica's wall: "OMG i loveee youu and missss you girrrrrly!"
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Just took a shot EVERYONE needs to know
17,073 shares
Use fatbooth on all friends even the fat ones
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Sees everyones's statuses where they complain Make status complaining about it
10,234 shares
Has one drink for entire night OMG I was so drunk last night
18,284 shares
go on holiday to interesing cultured city 500 photos of hotel room
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Bin Laden died? update facebook status
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MY LIFE SUCKS MOM TOOK MY PHONE "POSTED FROM IPAD"
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